Nancy was chatting with helen. Nancy asked, 'How do you know your husband loves you?'

'He takes out the garbage every morning' --'That's not love. 'That's good housekeeping.
'My husband gives me all the spending money i need' -- 'That's not love. 'That's generosity.
'My husband never looks at other woman' -- 'That's not love. 'That's poor vision.
'He always opens the door for me' -- 'That's not love. 'That's good manners.
'He kisses me even when i've eaten garlic and i have curlers in my hair' -- 'Now, That's love!